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A quiet Thursday afternoon on Bondi Beach, Sydney's best-kept secret
Day Three began, naturally, with breakfast in the first floor restaurant of the hotel, and another attempt at understanding the popularity of Vegemite. Despite heeding local advice by applying a thinner amount on top of butter, my facial reaction implies that I had given the spread sufficient opportunity in an unsuccessful attempt to present its case:
Those of you who had read the previous post were left hanging on a cliff: would my wife ever see her backpack again after having left it on a bus in the Newtown area? Time to end the suspense - the answer was "yes"! Shu-E had been able to track her AirPods (which had been in the backpack) on her mobile phone, which suggested they were at a bus depot. A phone call to said depot following breakfast confirmed the bag was indeed with the lost property office, having been brought there just before the end of the business day on Wednesday (which is why we hadn't been informed yet). An Uber ride from our hotel to the depot soon saw my wife reunited with her backpack, and more importantly, with all the contents within, especially her passports. Vacation saved!
Safe with the knowledge that we wouldn't have to visit the U.S. Consulate in Sydney (and, more importantly, not have to deal with the Chinese authorities over Shu-E's visa), and with the day's weather forecast calling for sunshine and warm temperatures, we took another Uber from the depot to Bondi Beach, the closest ocean beach to Sydney's city center (only 5 miles/8 kilometers away). First stop once we got there was a visit to a tourist tat shop to buy a beach mat and a couple of towels. We passed on the boomerangs:
It was still morning when we arrived in Bondi, but the great weather and the Christmas school holidays ensured quite the turnout in the town, on the sand and in the water:
Surfers rule the waves on Bondi in more ways than one, meaning the swimming area (the patch of sand between the red and yellow flags) was surprisingly narrow. The 90 minutes I spent frolicking in the water (yes, I have been known to frolic) involved making sure the current wasn't pulling me away from the swimming zone, while also trying not to collide with the many others in the water around me. The waves were surprisingly high (well, maybe not that surprising considering all the surfers out that day), but also a lot of fun, bringing back memories of an adolescence spent on southern California beaches, diving into the waves just before they broke. Check me out, Sheilas!:
My daughter also went for a short dip in the ocean, but spent much of her time walking around and taking photos, like these two below. The sun-averse Shu-E preferred to remain on the beach mat, sheltering in place under the cover of the portable umbrella I usually carry in my backpack (you know, the bag I didn't leave on a bus the previous day):
For lunch we went to one of the many crowded, somewhat expensive spots close to the beach. I don't recall why I was gesturing this way, but I do find it increasingly difficult these days to hear spoken voices clearly, especially when in lively settings:
My lunch order was a lamb rump jus:
Following lunch the three of started walking south:
My wife records the Bondi Beach and Pacific Ocean scenery on her phone. Most of the photographs I take end up on this blog; what she does with her pics remains a mystery:
The Icebergs Pool, one of many saltwater pools in the greater Sydney area:
Unlike this young woman, Shu-E prefers to take selfies in these locations, rather than relying on her man:
The walking path took us past several small but scenic beaches, including Tamarama and Bronte:
The path continued on towards Coogee, but for us the walk ended at Waverley Cemetery, where many locals would die for the fantastic ocean views. Established in 1877, the slopes are home to more than 80,000 internees, including several Aussies of note (none of whom, alas, I knew of, with one notable exception):
From the cemetery we took yet another Uber, this time to return to our hotel. For dinner, it was a very short walk from The Sydney Boulevard Hotel to Toki Italian Inspired, where I dined on New Bolognese spaghetti, washed down with a Little Creatures beer:
Back in our room on the 21st floor, our reward for a nice day out at the seaside (not to mention the safe recovery of Shu-E's backpack) was this beautiful sunset scene, courtesy of Amber and her phone camera:
The Sydney song for this post is an Oz rock classic by Cold Chisel:
Just one of the many deadly fauna that call Australia home
One of the perks that comes with working for the State Department is R&R travel. Rest and Recuperation is provided to employees working overseas at posts with "distinct and significant difficulties". Most foreign tours allow for at least one R&R, with the number rising with the greater the hardship (in combination with the length of the tour). In our case, we're not quite at the midpoint of a three-year assignment in Beijing 北京, and due to a combination of environmental and political considerations, plus a reflection of the difficulties entailed by the Chinese government's now-abandoned zero-COVID restrictions, we're entitled to three R&R trips during this tour.
How this travel works is that the department will purchase a roundtrip ticket for you and your eligible family members from the post to anywhere in the United States (including the territories such as Guam and the Northern Marianas). But unlike home leave, visiting the U.S. isn't required. There are regional designated relief points, the fares to which can be used in calculating airfares. For us here in China, that R&R spot is Sydney, Australia. If, for example, we wanted to fly to somewhere in western Europe for our rest and recuperation, the cost of flying to Sydney would be used to determine if we would need to cost construct, i.e. pay any differences over and above the airfare to the land down under. Having been in China now for sixteen months without yet taking our first R&R, we decided that Sydney itself would be an ideal destination for a roughly two-week break from Beijing during our daughter's school winter break.
Which is how we found ourselves landing at Sydney Airport in the late afternoon of Boxing Day, following a 10½-hour flight from China's capital, and a change in seasons from frigid winters (a record-breaking run of below-freezing temperatures in Beijing) to summer on the other side of the equator. As our Air China jet prepared to touch down, we were provided with our first glimpse of Sydney Harbour, with its iconic steel through arch bridge:
In our hotel room, and trying to familiarize ourselves with a new currency. We never did get completely comfortable with the coinage, as Australia is becoming an increasingly cashless country, and there wasn't a business where we couldn't use our credit cards:
The view from our room on the 21st floor of The Sydney Boulevard Hotel, which would be our Aussie abode for six nights in total, leading up to New Year's Day:
Following check-in, it was time to go out and seek some nourishment, which took some doing as most places were closed on Boxing Day. We did eventually come across a pub that was open for business:
It was here that I had the first of what would be many Australian dishes, Chicken Parmigiana:
After dinner, we stopped off at a grocery store, where I admired the sweets on display. So many flavors of Tim Tams, so little time:
The view from our room the following morning:
Two more Aussie faves were sampled over breakfast. The Weet-Bix I could easily handle; the infamous Vegemite, on the other hand, proved to be more of a challenge, though apparently it didn't help that I applied it too thickly that first morning, and without the benefit of butter between the bread and the spread:
The weather forecast called for rain in the afternoon, so we decided to put off visiting Sydney Harbour to a more favorable day. Still, things were pleasant as we exited the hotel and headed east, passing Hyde Park and one of its many resident Australian White Ibises:
Sydney Town Hall, completed in 1889. We never ventured inside to have a look, but it proved to be a useful landmark on our explorations of the central business district:
We eventually made it to Darling Harbour after more than twenty minutes of walking, which put a considerable strain on my wife's aging knees. We had intended on using public transportation to get there, but by the time we found a kiosk that actually sold Opal cards, we were already close enough to the water that Shu-E decided to damn the torpedoes and go full steam ahead:
Once there, we purchased our tickets for the Sydney Sea Life Aquarium, much to the delight of Amber:
The aquarium is home to a pair of dugongs who were rescued as orphans after being found washed up on a Queensland beach:
Of course there were plenty of sharks and rays to admire:
A Disneyland-like water ride allowed visitors to get up closer to the popular penguins. The person being admonished for using flash is none other than my spouse, though in her defense, Shu-E wasn't actually trying to take a photograph; rather, she had inadvertently turned on the flashlight function on her cell phone:
Following our visit, we had lunch at the Helm Bar and Bistro, and discussed where to go next:
The decision was made to take a ferry to Cockatoo Island following our meal, but nature had other ideas:
So, a different decision was agreed on to do some window shopping, first by riding the light rail to Glebe, to peruse the aisles at Gleebooks; and then by taking the bus to Newtown, and Better Read Than Dead (one guess as to who was leading the way to these shops). Unfortunately, bibliographic bliss was rudely interrupted at the latter when my wife discovered to her horror that she had left her backpack on the bus. While all her cash and credit cards were safe in a separate purse, both her U.S. passports had been inside the backpack. Needless to say, the possibility of having to apply for emergency travel documents suddenly put a damper on our first full day in New South Wales. Though we filled out lost property reports with the bus company (online) and the police (over the phone), for the remainder of the afternoon, and on into the evening, Shu-E and I were both in a state of travelers' PTSD. Still, we soldiered on:
Newtown street scenery
After returning to our hotel, we ventured out in search of dinner, passing by Hyde Park once again, and its Gothic-looking St. Mary's Cathedral:
Pondering the days highs and lows at the French restaurant where we had dinner:
For my meal I had that most Gallic of dishes, a cheeseburger and fries (on the menu, and in French!):
The holiday seasonal lighting on the facade of the giant Woolworths Town Hall branch:
Captain James Cook. His reputation has undergone debate and revision in recent decades, but as a young lad I was enthralled by a National Geographic article on his adventures aboard HMS Endeavour:
The moon was an amazing sight that evening, though you wouldn't know it from the quality of my cell phone's camera:
One of the most fascinating critters we encountered while in Australia was what my daughter assumed was this Grey-headed flying fox. Perhaps it was a hallucination brought on by the stress of what happened earlier that day, but I could have sworn this thing had a long, serpentine-like tail as it flew away and over Park Street: