In the same way the defeated Heike 平家 warriors fled to the Iya Valley 祖谷渓 in the aftermath of the Genpei War 源平合戦, Bauhaus' practitioners escaped to Japan in the early 1930's following the rise of the Nazis. Today the movement lives on in the suburbs of Takamatsu 高松*:
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Monday, July 7, 2025
Kicking the bucket...list: Day 7 - Gorging myself in the Iya Valley
A river runs through it
The drive up that narrow road was the scene of the one unpleasant incident of my entire nearly month-long trip to Japan. Vehicles in Japan are right-hand drive, meaning motorists use the left side of the road. Despite being an American, I've never had any serious issues with driving on the "wrong side", having done so in half a dozen countries. But that isn't the case with some of my fellow gaijin 外人.
Mountain roads in Japan are frequently only wide enough for one car to drive along at a time, despite the traffic going in both directions. In these cases the driver closest to a turnout is expected to pull over and allow the other car to pass. While heading up one such section to the lookout, my way was blocked by a car coming down. Behind this driver and on his left side was a turnout large enough to accommodate two vehicles (and I'm sure of that fact because another car coming down immediately pulled into one of those spaces). Instead of backing up the short distance and to his left, the first motorist inexplicably tried to move his car over to his right, almost getting stuck in a small ditch next to the mountainside in the process. It soon became clear he wanted me to drive around him, which I wasn't going to do. So he eventually moved over to the proper turnout on his left (my right), allowing me to pass (finally). As I slowly drove by I noticed he was a foreigner. And as I passed by he yelled in English (in a European-sounding accent) that I should've driven around him. My reply was "This is Japan. We drive on the left!". Except that I may have also inserted the words "You fucking idiot" in between the two sentences above.
After taking in the view, I drove back down to the main road and to a spot where visitors can take sightseeing boats along the Yoshino-gawa. And, lo and behold, who was there but my European antagonist! He's the man wearing the white tank top in the photo below. I don't know if he didn't recognize me or chose to ignore me, but he never made eye contact with me the entire time we were on the boat:
The obligatory souvenir commemorative photo, and indisputable evidence of how white my legs had become before the onset of spring:
Following the boat ride I had a snack of karaage 唐揚げand Calpis カルピス while looking out over the koinobori banners. My wife thinks I ate too much fried food on this trip but how could I possibly pass up such delicious opportunities as they arose? For the record had I not been driving I would've had a beer to go with the chicken. Sometimes sacrifices must be made:
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